We’re putting together a team. The threat level is high and it is very likely you won’t make it back, but I’m told you’re the best person for the job.
The mission objective is simple: We need brave soldiers from every diverse corner of the Internet to write unique, fact-based, and thought-provoking articles about movies, television, video games, and various other aspects of Geek culture. Your file says that you have a vested interest in several of these things. It also says that you have a reputation for expressing your opinion on these matters and that you can do so objectively.
So what the hell are you doing wasting your words on your “friends lists” and “followers” when you can do it here? If you write it, we’ll let the world know about it.
Like I said, this is a one-way trip. Which means that the Internet can be a brutal and unforgiving — that people will comment on your piece and call you every name under the sun. But it is up to you to stand firm, be sharp, and stay alive. Because at the end of the day your words matter.
The helicopters leave at dawn. What do you think, soldier? Do you got what it takes?
That’s what I thought.
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