Pulp Fiction turns 20 this year, and every single news site is running with this video of Sam Jackson reciting his famous “Ezekiel 25:17” line.

I’m not sure why people are impressed by Jackson’s ability to spout off a line that everyone has probably asked him to repeat for 20 years, but I think we can find a better way to commemorate 20 years of butt-rape, overdoses, dead n*gger storage, and Medieval ass-kicking…