Hey guys, size doesn’t matter.

What matters is how hard you can punch murderous loan sharks in the face when you’re pain-deaf drunk, all the while smiling as you enjoy yourself… Wait, what are we talking about again?

I was referring to Film Riot’s new short film, Bar Brawl, a four minute miniature battle royal featuring one very happy-go-lucky, very drunk protagonist versus his less than credible creditors.

The short is executed with the technical finesse you have come to expect from Film Riot and makes for a impressive little piece to add to their accomplishments.

Yet, there is more here for Action Junkies like me. There’s something about our slap-stick friend, drinking his troubles and kicking butt, that is very reminiscent of Jackie Chan in Drunken Master.

I freaking love Jackie Chan, and I also loved Bar Brawl. Check it out below and let us know what you think in the comments.