Zavvi – enablers of my blu ray steelbook obsession – have possibly gone too far this time. The following Star Wars Christmas sweaters come to us via their website and, I have to admit, I’m not quite sure what to think of this.
More after these atrocities.
The best part is that Zavvi’s product description is pretty straightforward:
Merry Sithmas! Celebrate in style with this Star Wars Christmas Jumper!
Please note the design is printed on a jersey sweatshirt.
That’s it. As if they totally dropped the mic on this one. As if that were their best explanation for marrying Star Wars and Christmas sweaters (sorry, “sweatshirts”) together in some unholy union at nearly $40.00 each.
I can’t. I just can’t.
If you’re the type of person who doesn’t understand why I’m more than a little weirded out by this then, by all means, head on over to Zavvi.com. Peruse their full catalog (there are a @#$%-ton more of these things). Meanwhile, I’ll be trying to understand the decisions of the free market. Maybe the answer’ll be at the bottom of this spiked egg nog…