Hang your stockings and say your prayers, cause the Bad Puns and Machine Guns podcast is coming tonight with our discussion of Jingle All the Way! We don’t know if there’ll be snow, but we do know if this Schwarzenegger holiday classic is bad or good, for goodness’ sake.

On this episode, Mike compares this movie’s depictions of holiday shopping horrors to the ones he used to know, Kevin reveals that all he wants for Christmas is to karate chop a belt out of a box, we each take comfort & joy in an Amazon toy review that will go down in history, and we agree that while Arnold is no Turbo Man, he certainly can do the job while he’s in town.