Yo Brommando… Prepare for incoming anti-Disney rant.

If you’re perfectly happy with what the House Mouse has done to Star Wars as a brand (never mind legacy), than you probably won’t agree with what I have to say below.

On the other hand, if you think Star Wars Episode: The Force Paints by Numbers (Awakens) and Star Wars: Force Fed Fan Service (Rogue One) both left a lot to be desired, if you’re tired of watching Disney cheaply manipulate people’s nostalgia for a buck, if you’re tired of people spamming porgs…

Well, you get it.

The Last Jedi was released last night. There are spoilers in my comments section so I recommend avoiding it unless you want to feel a thousand voices cry out in anger at once.

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