Yo Brommando!

You didn’t ask for it, but I’m giving it to you all the same. That’s just the kind of guy I am. Below, separated in two parts, is the video for the most all-encompassing review of Alien Cubed ever recorded.

To tackle David Fincher’s first (and arguably worst) feature, I teamed up with Matt, the Failed Film Student. Needless to say, neither one of us like this movie too much so the review is placed to cinematic footage recorded from Alien Isolation gameplay for your viewing pleasure.

Otherwise, it would just be boring listening to us talk for an hour and a half… and boring stuff sucks.

Anyway, I hereby present you with the longest, most in-depth review of Alien 3 ever recorded. Probably.

Continued in Part 2: